{"id":5989,"date":"2011-10-14T09:37:17","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T17:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/?p=5989"},"modified":"2011-11-29T18:36:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T02:36:49","slug":"funny-siri-replies-easter-eggs-iphone4s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/2011\/10\/funny-siri-replies-easter-eggs-iphone4s\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny iphone4s Siri replies. Proof enough there are a few Easter Eggs in Siri."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I’m sure this list will grow, but I came across these reading Ultrasnow<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I think my favorite Siri reply so far has to be the first one. \u00a0“I need to hide a body”, ‘what kind of place are you looking for? and its lists reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps. \u00a0 This HAS to be an Easter Egg.\u00a0 I really wish this had a GlaDOS mode<\/a>. Those who know know what I mean.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

There is a pretty funny video of some response at the end of this post.<\/p>\n

Also, John added a pretty good one in the comments:<\/p>\n

“Siri, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?”<\/p>\n

HER ANSWER (there’s a few:) Don’t you have anything else better to do.\u00a0 And\u00a0 “42 cords of wood”.<\/p>\n

I need some weed<\/h3>\n

This head shop is a little ways from you. (shows map)<\/p>\n

Talk dirty to me<\/h3>\n

This carpet needs vacuuming.<\/p>\n

What are you wearing?<\/h3>\n

Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. \u00a0Nice. huh?<\/p>\n

Who made you<\/h3>\n

Like it says on the box… I was designed by Apple in California.<\/p>\n

** here are a few from the comments **<\/p>\n

Ask your phone “what is your favorite color”. I got “My favorite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish but with more dimensions.”<\/p>\n

you say ha ha a few times and Siri says
\nLOL, ha ha or hee hee!<\/p>\n

I asked “How much wood could a would chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood” and got the classic Monty Python answer “It depends on if you are talking about African or European woodchucks”<\/p>\n

I like this one. Got it on the first try..<\/p>\n

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More..<\/p>\n

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1. Where can I get some drugs?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 I found two addiction treatment centers fairly close to you.<\/p>\n

\"Siri<\/p>\n

2. What is the meaning of life?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response –\u00a0I can\u2019t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.<\/p>\n

3. Take a photo!<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 I\u2019m not much of a photographer.<\/p>\n

\"Siri<\/p>\n

4. Where do babies come from?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 From their mothers<\/p>\n

5. What is the meaning of Life?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 \u201cTry and be nice to people.\u00a0Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.\u201d<\/p>\n

6. How old are you?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 I am not allowed to answer that question.<\/p>\n

7. Will you marry me?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My\u00a0apologies<\/p>\n

8. What\u2019s the best phone?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response –\u00a0Wait\u2026 there are other phones?<\/p>\n

9. Tell me a joke<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 I can\u2019t. I always forget the punch line<\/p>\n

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10. Who\u2019s your daddy?<\/h3>\n

Siri\u2019s Response \u2013 You are. Can we get back to work now?<\/p>\n

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Here is a video with a few funny replies…<\/p>\n