{"id":4465,"date":"2011-02-24T12:23:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T20:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/?p=4465"},"modified":"2011-02-24T12:23:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T20:23:49","slug":"create-an-old-spice-man-voice-mail-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/2011\/02\/create-an-old-spice-man-voice-mail-message\/","title":{"rendered":"Create an Old Spice Man voice mail message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have not tried it yet, but I will later.\u00a0 Seems kinda of fun to have on your phone for a few days just for the LOL&#8217;s.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Here is a cut and paste from the site.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/oldspice.jfedor.org\/\">Old Spice Voicemail Message Generator<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>You may be aware of a recent Old Spice advertising campaign featuring a handsome man in absurd situations.<\/p>\n<p>He has posted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-8JsvwUcok0\">video on YouTube<\/a> that could be used to prepare a personalized voicemail message (and then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Kx-78v6WLN8\">another one for ladies<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>This page generates such messages for you. Choose the parts of the message that you want and press &#8220;generate&#8221;. You&#8217;ll get an MP3 file with your message.<\/p>\n<p>Since there were many questions about it: this website doesn&#8217;t send the message to your phone. It just makes an MP3 file (the phone number is only there because it can be included in the message).<br \/>\nYou have to figure out how to set the message on your voicemail by yourself.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s likely that your best bet is holding the phone to your computer&#8217;s speakers while recording the message.<\/p>\n<p>Drop me an email if you have any questions or comments: <a href=\"mailto:jfedor@jfedor.org\"><tt>jfedor@jfedor.org<\/tt><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I disabled the generator, but here are the options as of now&#8230;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/oldspice.jfedor.org\/\">Go here to make the mp4<\/a><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_hello\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"hello\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_hello\">hello<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_hellocallers\" name=\"hellocallers\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_hellocallers\">hello, callers<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_youhavedialed\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"youhavedialed\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_youhavedialed\">you have dialed #<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_thelovelyslash\" name=\"thelovelyslash\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_thelovelyslash\">the lovely\/talented\/intelligent and beautiful\/sophisticated lady at #<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_thetall2\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"thetall2\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_thetall2\">the tall accomplished man you&#8217;re calling<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_isunable\" name=\"isunable\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_isunable\">is unable to take your call<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_cantcome2\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"cantcome2\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_cantcome2\">can&#8217;t come to the phone right now<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_becausethey\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"becausethey\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_becausethey\">because they&#8217;re<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_shesbusy\" name=\"shesbusy\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_shesbusy\">she&#8217;s busy<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_ripping\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"ripping\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_ripping\">ripping out mass loads of weights<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_ridingahorse\" name=\"ridingahorse\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_ridingahorse\">riding a horse backwards with me<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_polishing\" name=\"polishing\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_polishing\">polishing their monocle smile<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_listening\" name=\"listening\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_listening\">listening to me reading romantic poetry while I make a bouquet of paper flowers from each read page<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_cracking\" name=\"cracking\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_cracking\">cracking walnuts with their man mind<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_ingesting\" name=\"ingesting\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_ingesting\">ingesting my delicious Old Spice man smell<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_building\" name=\"building\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_building\">building an orphanage for children with their bare hands while playing&#8230;<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_being\" name=\"being\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_being\">being serenaded on the Moon with a view of the Earth<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_onreddit\" name=\"onreddit\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_onreddit\">on reddit<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_whilesurviving\" name=\"whilesurviving\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_whilesurviving\">while surviving off the oxygen in my lungs via a passionate kiss<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_enjoying\" name=\"enjoying\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_enjoying\">enjoying a delicious lobster dinner I prepared just for her<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_whilecarrying\" name=\"whilecarrying\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_whilecarrying\">while carrying her on my back safely through piranha infested waters <\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_butleave\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"butleave\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_butleave\">but leave a message and they&#8217;ll return your call as soon as possible<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_butshellgetback\" name=\"butshellgetback\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_butshellgetback\">but she&#8217;ll get back to you as soon as she can<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_thanksforcalling\" name=\"thanksforcalling\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_thanksforcalling\">thanks for calling<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_imonahorse\" checked=\"checked\" name=\"imonahorse\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_imonahorse\">I&#8217;m on a horse<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_imonaphone\" name=\"imonaphone\" type=\"checkbox\" value=\"1\" \/><label for=\"checkbox_imonaphone\">I&#8217;m on a phone<\/label><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input id=\"checkbox_swandive\" name=\"swandive\" type=\"checkbox\" 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Old Spice Voicemail Message Generator You may be aware of a recent Old Spice advertising campaign featuring a&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/2011\/02\/create-an-old-spice-man-voice-mail-message\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[279,591,961],"tags":[665,2369,1091,1092],"class_list":["post-4465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guest","category-humor","category-mobile","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-old-spice-man","tag-phone-messages"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pjzQD-1a1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4465"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4468,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4465\/revisions\/4468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}