{"id":2819,"date":"2010-04-02T09:22:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T17:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2010-04-02T09:24:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T17:24:39","slug":"steven-colbert-got-an-ipad-and-the-jokes-start-flying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/steven-colbert-got-an-ipad-and-the-jokes-start-flying\/","title":{"rendered":"Steven Colbert got an iPad and the jokes start flying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you did not watch the Cobert Report last night you missed a pretty good segment with the iPad.\u00a0 Yes he got one.\u00a0 So I decided to grab a few jokes and post them up.\u00a0 However, to really appreciate this bit, you need to watch the video.\u00a0 Video at the bottom of the post..<\/p>\n<p>The following is a not a TRUE transcription, I just wrote these down quickly.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Never mind how I got it.. I had two kidneys.\u00a0 luckily there&#8217;s an app that filters urine.<\/li>\n<li>&lt;shows a magazine&gt;..Newsweek liked it so much, they made it their first non Obama cover in 15 months. &#8230; This is like a full page cover add the Apple did not have to pay for, unlike the Amazon Kindle &#8230; on the back. &#8230; Ooo look! It has both black AND gray!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/newsweek-ipad-cover.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2820\" title=\"newsweek ipad cover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/newsweek-ipad-cover-281x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/newsweek-ipad-cover-281x300.png 281w, https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/newsweek-ipad-cover.png 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kindle-advert.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2821\" title=\"kindle advert\" src=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kindle-advert-300x279.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kindle-advert-300x279.png 300w, https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kindle-advert.png 337w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Now if you have an iPhone you will already be familiar with it; the same touch screen, the same apps.\u00a0 And like the iPhone, you cannot make a call with it.\u00a0 <em>&lt;- My favorite<\/em><\/li>\n<li>..its does email, you have the web browsing.. you can shade you eyes from the sun.. And look just how quickly it makes delicious salsa!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ipad-makes-salsa.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2822\" title=\"ipad makes salsa\" src=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ipad-makes-salsa-300x296.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ipad-makes-salsa-300x296.png 300w, https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ipad-makes-salsa-36x36.png 36w, https:\/\/www.perivision.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ipad-makes-salsa.png 316w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>..and folks I gotta tell you.. 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