Funny iphone4s Siri replies. Proof enough there are a few Easter Eggs in Siri.

I’m sure this list will grow, but I came across these reading Ultrasnow.

I think my favorite Siri reply so far has to be the first one.  ”I need to hide a body”, ‘what kind of place are you looking for? and its lists reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps.   This HAS to be an Easter Egg.  I really wish this had a GlaDOS mode. Those who know know what I mean.  :)

There is a pretty funny video of some response at the end of this post.

Also, John added a pretty good one in the comments:

“Siri, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?”

HER ANSWER (there’s a few:) Don’t you have anything else better to do.  And  “42 cords of wood”.

I need some weed

This head shop is a little ways from you. (shows map)

Talk dirty to me

This carpet needs vacuuming.

What are you wearing?

Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel.  Nice. huh?

Who made you

Like it says on the box… I was designed by Apple in California.

** here are a few from the comments **

Ask your phone “what is your favorite color”. I got “My favorite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish but with more dimensions.”

you say ha ha a few times and Siri says
LOL, ha ha or hee hee!

I asked “How much wood could a would chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood” and got the classic Monty Python answer “It depends on if you are talking about African or European woodchucks”

I like this one. Got it on the first try..

 

More..

1. Where can I get some drugs?

Siri’s Response – I found two addiction treatment centers fairly close to you.

Siri iPhone4S 4 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

2. What is the meaning of life?

Siri’s Response - I can’t answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens.

3. Take a photo!

Siri’s Response – I’m not much of a photographer.

Siri iPhone4S 1 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

4. Where do babies come from?

Siri’s Response – From their mothers

5. What is the meaning of Life?

Siri’s Response – “Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.”

6. How old are you?

Siri’s Response – I am not allowed to answer that question.

7. Will you marry me?

Siri’s Response – My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies

8. What’s the best phone?

Siri’s Response - Wait… there are other phones?

9. Tell me a joke

Siri’s Response – I can’t. I always forget the punch line

Siri iPhone4S 2 10 Funniest Siris Answers & Responses

10. Who’s your daddy?

Siri’s Response – You are. Can we get back to work now?

 

 

 

Here is a video with a few funny replies…

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